ok, shit, I better go to bed.
Good night guys, I don’t know if that anonymous was able to read the homestuck ask things before they went to bed or not.

chekhov:

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

Myself

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

combee:

taking 3D nudes with your nintendo 3DS™

zachariessword:

cute matching icon idea

John: Most embarrassing thing I can think of? Dude I’d say it’s a toss up between being caught masturbating and someone finding out how I hide my porn.

Rose: Yes, I told them so, right then and there.

Dave: ALL the time, I over estimate my deduction skills and people tell me I under estimate my physical strength or emotional but what ever.

Jade: I really like animals man, my favorite are probably foxes on an aesthetic level, interaction wise DOGS.

Nannasprite: I am a big fan of cooking! It’s one of the few things I can do where I don’t freak out and have a brain lock up or do something excruciatingly stupid, and cooking for others always puts me in a good mood.

Jadesprite: I can’t stand to cry in public, if I get to the point where I’m crying in public then I’m 100% guaranteed to make it 10x worse cause I’ll mentally abuse myself for being weak. I cry in the shower the most, and then alone in my room before bed the second most.

Jaspersprite: Uhm, not really. We all kind of stay out of each other’s business most of the time.

Davesprite: I have two ex’s and both of them follow me, anon. My first ex I’m pretty cool with, we don’t talk much. My second ex I’ve stopped talking to completely and I don’t know what she’s up to these days, I don’t even know if she’s still ok or not, she was going through some tough shit when we broke up… Anyways, my ex’s are a bit of a sore subject for me, and it’s my fault that it is that way.

Aradia: No, I don’t forgive all that easily, but you have to do something blatantly terribly wrong to me for me to habor ill will at all, above simple annoyance at least.

Tavros: Depends, I guess. Most of the time I like it when people help me with stuff without me asking, other times it’s a bit rude because I didn’t really need help, but I guess that’d be my fault for not telling them that. All the same I always feel like a burden when people have to help me.

Sollux: My best friend is Aaron, I guess. We’re not close on a super personal emotional level, we’re close in that we grew up together, enjoy the same things, and can sit quietly in a room together for hours, doing our own things. He does get on my nerves sometimes though.

Karkat: Many times anon… Sometimes it’s the other way around, where my heart’s in the wrong place but my actions are in the right. I have a bit of a manipulative personality.

Nepeta: Well I’m very terrible at drawing and I’ve never really enjoyed drawing all that much. I don’t like drawing because, I dunno, I never had the patience for it. I mean, yeah, I’m a very patient man, but I can’t stand coloring or drawing, also my hands have an issue with shaking thanks to some genes from my mom’s side of the family.

Kanaya: I let things run their course because I’m terrible at comforting people or fixing things, I’d probably make it worse. Now if it was physical violence I wouldn’t stand for that shit.

Terezi: Yeah, nothing seriously major, but still pretty upsetting for me. I can forget about it sometimes, but those feelings of anger will resurface every now and then.

Vriska: All the time anon, and I think about the things I should have said sorry for and what I still need to apologize for often…

(I’m not answering Gamzee or Eridan, sorry) 

Equius: I prefer authority, but I love the anarchy of the internet and how free it is, I LIVE for that.

Feferi: Yes. It’s never easy, and I always think about it later and feel bad.

Jane: I’ve always been very gullible.

Jake: I don’t think I could do a long distance relationship, I really need the loving arms of my companion around me often. Plus we’d probably sext and I’d just go insane from not being able to experience the sensations they’d describe.

Roxy: I’d let them go after them, because I’d probably be too nervous to go after them myself.

Dirk: I don’t think there’s anything I’m seriously passionate about with out it being in a joking way, except for tumblr, renard and homestuck, and a lot of my irl friends hate homestuck, Aaron hates all three of those things, and not a lot of my friends irl or on the internet really care for Renard.