May 2013
h8rr:
microwave: 3 minutes
conventional oven: 45 minutes
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
dontblink91011:
luigiman:
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
i think we need help
TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES
banal-adventures:
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
winchesterwhowatson:
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
grippedbydestiel:
sirspnstersociopath:
BUT GUYS
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED
THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION
AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER
SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:
THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL
*screaming*
steven-stoned:
OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I...
egobus:
omg but what if I invited all my followers to my wedding and you all just sat there with your laptops liveblogging my wedding
forteglyceride:
nsfwsb:
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
trillow:
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
nochancemartian:
toukos:
what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
